20 Quotes

1. Yesterday is history. Tomarrow is a mystery. Today is a gift; that is why is it called the present ~Kung Fu Panda

2. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands... They just don't ~Legally Blonde

3. When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in other people' eyes

4. Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them more

5. Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening" then proceed to tell why it isn't

6. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets

7. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

8. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

9. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue

10. Needing someone is like a parachute. If they aren't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again

11. On the keyboard of life, always keep a finger on the Escape key

12. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo

13. There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead

14. Love is blind. Friendship closes it's eyes

15. Life is like a roll of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but always runs out at the wrong moment

16. Aging is inevitable. Maturing is optional

17. The best mirror is an old friend

18. A true friend stabs you in the front

19. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say

and last but not least....
20. A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway!!